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Humor => Humor: Jokes, Funny Quotes & Stories, and more... => Topic started by: Mr J on January 09, 2011, 09:00:27 PM

Title: Truck Driver
Post by: Mr J on January 09, 2011, 09:00:27 PM
A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he screeches to a stop.
"What are you doing?" He ask.
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
"Well, before you jump and kill yourself, would you mind considering to give me a blow job?"
"Sure, if I'm going to die anyway, I guess it's no big deal."
So, she does.
After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That was fantastic !
Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a Girl....."