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Truck Driver
« on: January 10, 2011, 12:00:27 AM »
A truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he screeches to a stop.
"What are you doing?" He ask.
 "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
 "Well, before you jump and kill yourself, would you mind considering to give me a blow job?"
 "Sure, if I'm going to die anyway, I guess it's no big deal."
 So, she does.
 After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That was fantastic !
 Why are you committing suicide?"

 "My parents don't like me dressing up like a Girl....."

(AP is for suckers) Gambler's Fallacy is a term coined by unsuccessful gamblers to validate their reasons for losing. Why would I take advice from a person who has dedicated no more than 9 hours to roulette?
He/she is a quitter in my book and I have no use for quitters!! No person has yet convinced me that their way of playing roulette is better than my way.....STILL WAITING

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