Golf Nut

[Lohnro]

John and Helen met while on vacation, and John  fell head over heels in

love with her. But after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out

to various  dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc. He was convinced

that  it was true love.



And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to

dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would
continue.



"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his new

found lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going

to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"



Helen took a deep breath and responded:  "Since we're being honest with

each other, here  goes .... You need to know that I'm a hooker."



"I  see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure."



He spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought. Then he

added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists

straight when you tee  off."

[Lanky]

Hhahahahahhaah ...Lmao @ Lohnro .

Good one mate....Rotflmao

The Wife loved it .....The joke I mean smart arse.......ahahahahhahhahhah

Lanky.

[Jakkalsdraai]

hahahahhaahahhaa!!!!!!! Classic mate!

And thanx for the lesson.....I'm a hooker too.....

Cheers
Jakk

[VLSroulette]

hooker:
a golfer whose shots typically curve left (for right-handed golfers).

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[Jakkalsdraai]

hooker:
a golfer whose shots typically curve left (for right-handed golfers).

OR!

hooker:
a golfer whose ...balls... typically curve left (for right handed golfers) LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[Jakkalsdraai]

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