Joke

[Mr J]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.


As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"


My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.


Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.


Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"


She explained, . . . .. . "The egg timer's broken."

[Mr J]

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