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Humor => Humor: Jokes, Funny Quotes & Stories, and more... => Topic started by: ChickenDinner on September 04, 2008, 10:33:03 PM

Title: Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table...
Post by: ChickenDinner on September 04, 2008, 10:33:03 PM
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and want to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON." She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?" The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."
Title: Re: Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table...
Post by: Mr J on October 06, 2008, 02:31:08 AM
If neither were watching, how was she paid out? I dont get it.  Ken
Title: Re: Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table...
Post by: Jakkalsdraai on December 16, 2008, 10:17:32 AM
hahahahahha,  ;D ;D ;D ;D.

I enjoyed that one!

Ken, it's a joke.......
Title: Re: Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table...
Post by: Worm on December 16, 2008, 10:45:40 AM
 ;D :D