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Humor => Humor: Jokes, Funny Quotes & Stories, and more... => Topic started by: Toothpaste on May 08, 2008, 06:11:13 AM

Title: What happens when leopard eats elephant?
Post by: Toothpaste on May 08, 2008, 06:11:13 AM
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Title: Re: What happens when leopard eats elephant?
Post by: MattyMattz on May 08, 2008, 12:29:08 PM
LMAO!!!
Title: Re: What happens when leopard eats elephant?
Post by: jhincks on August 29, 2008, 05:46:32 PM
HANG ON A MINUTE THATS MY MOTHER HOW DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO INFACT I REMEMBER SHE SAID SHE'S GOT A NEW FELLA AND HIS NAME WAS TOOTHPASTE. ;D ;)


VERY FUNNY MATE ALMOST WET MYSELF.
Title: Re: What happens when leopard eats elephant?
Post by: Toothpaste on August 30, 2008, 10:44:04 AM
She is a real hottie, isn't she? :D
Title: Re: What happens when leopard eats elephant?
Post by: jhincks on August 30, 2008, 10:28:29 PM
HOW MUCH WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE PAID TO GIVE HER ONE?

INFACT HOW MANY BEERS + HOW MUCH MONEY TO GIVE HER ONE?
Title: Re: What happens when leopard eats elephant?
Post by: xman1970 on September 01, 2008, 08:13:34 AM
And after 2 years in the gym the results were un fookin believable...  ;D :D ;D






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Title: Re: What happens when leopard eats elephant?
Post by: jhincks on September 01, 2008, 08:38:22 AM
IN THAT CASE THE TABLES HAVE TURNED HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY TO GIVE HER ONE?

AND WOULD IT PUT YOU OFF KNOWING SHE USED TO HAVE A RAT THE SIZE OF A DONKEY?



NICE ONE DUDE KEEP UP THE HUMOR >:D

Title: Re: What happens when leopard eats elephant?
Post by: xman1970 on September 01, 2008, 09:36:32 AM
It's Liz Hurley Man  :) :) :) :)

IF I have to have sex with the Ex so be it..... ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: What happens when leopard eats elephant?
Post by: jhincks on September 01, 2008, 11:34:09 AM
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SHALLOW HAL, LIZ HURLEY IS WHO HE WOULD THINK HE'S WITH BUT REALLY IT WOULD BE MANDY DINGLE.

ONE MORE QUESTION, WOULD YOU EAT MANDY DINGLE OUT FOR 3 HOURS TO GET A GO ON

LIZ HURLEY? ::) ???                                                                                                   
Title: Re: What happens when leopard eats elephant?
Post by: xman1970 on September 01, 2008, 06:17:46 PM
Shallow Hal is a class example..... 8)

Ironically I HAD just eaten Many dingle for 3 hours before getting it on with Liz......


Just like roulette history repeats itself.....  ;D :D ;D

So Yes I have & would again....

Honest.... >:D