WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE .... I'M BROKE!!!
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a
well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.. 'Good morning,' said the
young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like
to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to
close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide
open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration'. And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my
hallway carpet. 'if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'
I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a darn good appetite,
because they cut off my electricity this morning.
What part of broke do you not understand?'
:) Happy eating.