Two old blokes in a nursing home.
Bob says, "Hey Bill, I'm going out to grab something to eat, you won't any?"
Bill says, " yeah mate, grab me a hamburger with cheese, but write it down will ya, 'cause you know what you're like, and you'll probably forget."
Bob says, " Don't be bloody silly mate I won't forget."
Bill says, " Just write it down will ya please?"
Bob says, " Don't you bloody worry about it Bill, I won't forget, I promise."
So off goes Bob to buy lunch.
Three hours later Bob returns and says, " Here's your pie Bill."
Bill looks up in disgust and says," See, I bloody told ya to write it down!"
Bob looks confused and says," Why, what's wrong?"
Bill shakes his head and yells, " You forgot the bloody sauce mate!"
"You forgot the bloody sauce" ;D