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Title: This is not a joke.
Post by: bombus on May 03, 2009, 08:06:40 AM

I'm so excited!

I went to the casino last night and came up with an infallible system for roulette. I tested it for more than ½ an hour so I know it works for sure!

I call it, The Ballistic Law of the Random Numeronomy.

I designed a suitable progression for this system too; it is the flatd'alemdivisorgale, works a treat too.

Any questions, you just ask, and I'll smash your face in!

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: purple on May 03, 2009, 08:13:03 AM

LOL! Great! ;D

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: sniper on May 03, 2009, 08:23:19 AM

Hello bombus,

You are D Roulette Grand Master!!

Regards

sniper

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: VLSroulette on May 03, 2009, 08:40:57 AM

QuoteI call it, The Ballistic Law of the Random Numeronomy.

:o :o :o

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: casinopitbull on May 03, 2009, 08:47:08 AM

Quote from: bombus on May 03, 2009, 08:06:40 AM
I'm so excited!

I went to the casino last night and came up with an infallible system for roulette. I tested it for more than ½ an hour so I know it works for sure!

I call it, The Ballistic Law of the Random Numeronomy.

I designed a suitable progression for this system too; it is the flatd'alemdivisorgale, works a treat too.

Any questions, you just ask, and I'll smash your face in!

I WENT TO CASINO TODAY AND GAS WHAT )))) i lost every single penny becouse i forgoth clocking wheel )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) lool just joke wish u nice win !! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: Lanky on May 03, 2009, 08:53:40 AM

QuoteI designed a suitable progression for this system too; it is the flatd'alemdivisorgale, works a treat too.

Hhahahahahaha Lmao @bombus .

You Da Man Mate.

Very Clever Cobber.

Lanky.

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: LL Church on May 03, 2009, 11:05:41 AM

Wait,wait,wait

I am sold. I know you are not selling it so I will PM you and buy it.

but first I have a question.
(onolinks you hit haaard) ;D

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: hoper35 on May 03, 2009, 01:48:49 PM

Should be "I'll grind your face in".

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: LL Church on May 03, 2009, 03:53:51 PM

I tried your system but they were spinning the wheel too fast....No fair ;D (BTW. I actually heard a player saying that."You spin the wheel too fast, I can't see the numbers")

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: bombus on May 03, 2009, 07:06:58 PM

Quote from: hoper35 on May 03, 2009, 01:48:49 PM
Should be "I'll grind your face in".

@ hoper35,

Hahaha!

Spot on mate, wish I'd thought of it!

Hey, looking at your avatar, I'd say you're doing a great job grinding your own face in! :dance1:

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: bombus on May 03, 2009, 07:11:13 PM

Quote from: LL Church on May 03, 2009, 03:53:51 PM
I tried your system but they were spinning the wheel too fast....No fair ;D (BTW. I actually heard a player saying that."You spin the wheel too fast, I can't see the numbers")

Bwahahahah!

That's classic LL...

What a goose!

Title: Re: This is not a joke.
Post by: casinopitbull on May 04, 2009, 09:25:58 AM

Quote from: bombus on May 03, 2009, 08:06:40 AM
I'm so excited!

I went to the casino last night and came up with an infallible system for roulette. I tested it for more than ½ an hour so I know it works for sure!

I call it, The Ballistic Law of the Random Numeronomy.

I designed a suitable progression for this system too; it is the flatd'alemdivisorgale, works a treat too.

Any questions, you just ask, and I'll smash your face in!

my friend to day i was been in my local casino and GAS WHAT ___ I WAS CLOCKED WHEEL PERFECTLY AND SEEMS LIKE VISUAL BALISTICK WORK PERFECT THEN I MAKE 5000 SO FAR SO GOD ))))) JUST joke mate ))) :dance1: :dance1:

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