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Humor => Humor: Jokes, Funny Quotes & Stories, and more... => Topic started by: VLSroulette on November 03, 2008, 12:44:42 PM

Title: The Naked blonde
Post by: VLSroulette on November 03, 2008, 12:44:42 PM
Blondes are not dumb.

2 bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a beautiful blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, ''I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked.'' With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled the dice while yelling ''Come on baby, momma needs new clothes!'' She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling ''YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!'' With that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left.

The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, ''What the hell did she roll anyway?'' The second dealer answered, ''I thought you were paying attention!''
Title: Re: The Naked blonde
Post by: Boo_Ray on November 03, 2008, 01:20:43 PM
where did she collected payout?  ???
Title: Re: The Naked blonde
Post by: VLSroulette on November 03, 2008, 07:42:13 PM
Quote from: Boo_Ray on November 03, 2008, 01:20:43 PM
where did she collected payout?  ???

Self-service? ::)
Title: Re: The Naked blonde
Post by: Boo_Ray on November 03, 2008, 08:05:27 PM
Quote from: VLSroulette on November 03, 2008, 07:42:13 PM
Quote from: Boo_Ray on November 03, 2008, 01:20:43 PM
where did she collected payout?  ???

Self-service? ::)

Vic that reminds me on one of Einsteins quotes :)  she took his advice LOL