There are three blondes stuck on an island. They had been there for a few days, when they stumbled across a magical lamp. One of the blondes rub's the lamp and sure enough a geniue pops out and says I will grant each of you a wish. The first blonde says, make me smart so I can think of a way to get off this isle. He points his finger at her, and she turns into a redhead. After a few minutes the blonde heads towards the water and starts swimming. The next blonde says, make me even smarter than her so I can get off this island. So he points his finger at her and she becomes a brunette. She builds a boat and sets sail. The last one says, make me smarter than both of them combined, and he points his finger at her and turns her into a man, the man then walks across the foot bridge to the other side.
Hey, I resemble those idiots ;D