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Humor => Humor: Jokes, Funny Quotes & Stories, and more... => Topic started by: Mr J on March 21, 2009, 12:21:13 PM

Title: Indian Chief
Post by: Mr J on March 21, 2009, 12:21:13 PM
Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. Government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion , where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied:
"When white man find land, Indians running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, and clean water.
Women did all the work; Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.

Then the chief leaned back and smiled "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
Title: Re: Indian Chief
Post by: Natural9 on March 23, 2009, 04:28:49 AM
 :o ;D loved the part about the beaver >:D
Title: Re: Indian Chief
Post by: Davey-Jones on March 24, 2009, 02:50:55 AM
hahaha! That's a good one!  ;D
Title: Re: Indian Chief
Post by: VLSroulette on March 24, 2009, 12:58:49 PM
Quote from: Mr J on March 21, 2009, 12:21:13 PM
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, and clean water.
Women did all the work; Medicine Man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.

Then the chief leaned back and smiled "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

ahahaha gotta love that system.

Good one Ken!  :thumbsup: