For The Over 30 Crowd

[Natural9]

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THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears
with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were
growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning

Uphill... barefoot...

BOTH ways

Yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, ! there was no way in
hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I
had and how easy they've got it!

But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of
thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.

You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my
childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today you
don't know how good you've got it!
I mean , when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to
know something, We had to go to the damn library and
look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!

There was no email!! We had to actually write
somebody a letter, with a pen!

Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the
mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!  Stamps were 10 cents!

Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us.  As a matter
of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our
ass!  No where was safe!

There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to
steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it
yourself!

Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd
usually tal k over the beginning and @#*% it all up!
There were no CD players!  We had tape decks in our car.  We'd play our
favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come
undone.'cause that's how we rolled, dig?   

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you
were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's
it!

And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either!
When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school!
,
yo ur mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent,
you
just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video
games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games
like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You
actually had to use your imagination!! And there we re no multiple levels
or
screens, it was just one screen
forever!

And you could never win. The game just kept getting
harder and harder and
faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was
on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off
your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! There was no
Cartoon! Networ k either! You could only get cartoons
on Sat**day Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL
WEEK
for cartoons, you spoiled
little rat-bastards!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat
something up we had to use the stove ... Imagine that!

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids
today have got it too easy.
You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted
five minutes back in 1980 or before!

Regards,
The over 30 Crowd

(Send this to someone you'd like to make smile,
Whether they are under 30 or not.)

[Lohnro]

hahahha nice one mate!

[Shorty]

Loved it.

[vix]

Imagine what today's youth kids will be like 

[Moccoman]

We were very fortunate when we were kids because we had colour TV - both black and white!!

[bombus]

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video
games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games
like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'.

Geez Natural9 you had it easy, all we had was Pong Tennis.

[Lanky]

Hhahahahahah Lmao @ Natural9.

Good one Mate.

Lanky.

[xit2nowhere]

   comodore 64 


comando, falcon patrol.... best games ever 

[Jakkalsdraai]

Hahahaha, excellent!

I liked Horice! on Spectrum.......and

those Commadore 64's were truly top of the range back then lol!

S H I T ...I cannot remember if Horice was a game for spectrum or for Commadore!

Damn I'm getting old......think I'll be off to the library now....

Cheers
JaKK

[Natural9]

Do you remember the tennis video game now those were the days
State of the art back then

[Natural9]

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