A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
'You know what?' says the 7 year old 'I think it's about time we started swearing.'
The 4 year old nods his head in approval so the 7 year old says 'When we go downstairs
for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'
'Ok' says the 4 year old.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
'Oh, shit mum I don't know. I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops'
WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs
upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looks at the 4 year old and askes with a stern voice "And what do YOU want for
breakfast young man?'
'I don't know' he blubbers 'but it won't be f**king Coco Pops'