Oh its hell to be Old

[Natural9]

It's Hell to be Old......

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count

as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring

back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office

and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous

day..

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,

it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,

then with her left, still nothing.

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her

teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first

with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it

between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

[Lohnro]

Has Lanky read this??? LOL!!!

[Lanky]

@Lohnro

hahhahahhahh Yes smart Arse Lanky Has Read this.........Lmao.

I knew if I did not respond one of the Aussie Larrikins would involve Me....

Rotflmao.

Good On Ya Mates.

Lanky.

[Shorty]

Good joke, I first heard it when I was in about year 6. It was awesome at the time.

[TwoCatSam]

Larrikins

Is this an animal? 

Sam

[Jakkalsdraai]

Aaaahhhhhh....Shorty you 6 and a half now?

Jakk

[Lanky]

Larrikins

Is this an animal? 

Sam

Sam.

No Mate it means....A Wag...A Joker....someone that likes to Joke around and take the piss out of You...in a Good way.

Lanky.

[Lanky]

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