My Wife sent me this I wonder if this is a Hint about Something

[Natural9]

ENCOURAGEMENT AND ADVICE FOR YOUR WOMAN

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes
harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they
were younger.
When you notice this, try to show some understanding.
My name is Bob , and let me relate how I handled the situation with my
wife, Beverly.

When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Bev to get a full
time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the
health benefits that we needed.

Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her
age.
I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home
from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am,  she almost always says she has to
rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner.
I don't yell at her..
Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner
on the table.
I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the country club, so eating
out again at night is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooking when
I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating, but now it's not
unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.
I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening
that the dishes won't clean themselves.
I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get
them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining.
For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay
the monthly bills during her lunch hour.
But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer
encouragement.
I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she
won't have to rush so much.
I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt
her any (if you know what I mean).
I like to think that this is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods.
She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man.
I tell her to fix herself a nice , big, cold glass of freshly squeezed
lemonade and just sit for a while.
And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one
for me, too --- or just bring me a cold beer in a frosted mug.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Bev, and I'm
not saying that showing this much consideration is easy.
Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.
But guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of
your aging wife because of this letter, I will consider that writing it
was well worthwhile.
After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

Signed,
BOB


EDITOR'S NOTE:

Bob died tragically on March 1st of a perforated rectum.
The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big
Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of
grip showing and with a sledge hammer lying nearby.

His wife Beverly was arrested and charged with murder.
The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting
her defense that Bob somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on
his golf club.

[berlinerbruce]

MAN O MAN

AFTER ALL THAT HE DID FOR THE UNGRATEFULL COW

[Lanky]

Hhahahahahah....Lmao @Natural9.

Good one Rod.

And thanks for the Phone Call today Mate.

Lanky.  

[Lanky]

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