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Humor => Humor: Jokes, Funny Quotes & Stories, and more... => Topic started by: EddessaKnight on August 13, 2008, 03:45:12 PM

Title: Clever Estate Planning
Post by: EddessaKnight on August 13, 2008, 03:45:12 PM
ESTATE PLANNING

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and
working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune
when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a
wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like
just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few
months, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and
three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.


EddessaKnight   ;)
Title: Re: Clever Estate Planning
Post by: VLSroulette on August 14, 2008, 10:25:21 PM
hahahaha, this one was a good one ~Rob~

Men and women sure think different!
Title: Re: Clever Estate Planning
Post by: EddessaKnight on August 15, 2008, 05:01:40 PM
"Men and women sure think different!" ~Victor

Without belaboring the obvious, inspite of all the femminists political agenda proclomations- gee we really are different!

Unfortuately the laws here no longer permit killing some of the deserving nasty ones (J/K)  ;)


Viva la difference!
EddessaKnight  :)

Title: Re: Clever Estate Planning
Post by: MattyMattz on August 17, 2008, 01:35:48 PM
LOL, nice one EK.

MM