Yes, there I was playing roulette with my wife (who never goes to casinos) wondering around the slots playing 5c machines. Unknown to me, she was carrying her digital camera on her. I didn't realize that she didn't know that cameras were not welcome on the floor. So unknown to me, she comes and sttand about 4-5m behind me where I was sitting at the table. She then apparently continued to pull out her digital camera and started (with flash on) to take photos of everything around her. I immediately noticed the flashes and turned around to see a security person trying to grab the camera from my wife's hand. She got a fright thinking someone is trying to steal the camera and just like an Orange Free State bred and born boer lady can, she let rip with an enormous right hook and flattened the security person in the process. I jumped up and tried to calm down the situation but 3 other security guards and 2-3 other casino personel were there in a flash. So the one chap proceeds to hit my wife behind the head after wich I grab him and smash him into a Poker machine face first. I then saw a blue flash before my eyes and felt like a sharp jolt through my body. I turned and saw this dude trying to electricute me with a stun gun. I kindly removed the stun gun from his grip and kindly returned the favour of electocuting him (well at least he did break dance). Another couple of punches were exchanged between me and my casino friends before they evetually had me gripped, one guy on either arm. Another chap grab my wife roughly by the arm after which I snapped again and threw the guy holding my right arm over the roulette table (which was packed full of chips) into the dealer which was paler than vanilla ice cream. Both of them crashed to the floor and looked quite comical with all the different chips lying around them.
The guy on my left I headbutted and when he went down I kicked him in the go nads. That was the last of him. So now there was havoc so I grabbed my wife and ran for the door...but then at another roulette table closeby I saw my favourite numbers. So we quickly exchanged money for chips and played them straight up. We put R500 on each number and won a fortune!
And if any of you believe any of this hehehehahahahaha!!!!I will change from the construction business to wrtiting fiction! Happppppppyyyyy LLLLLLaaaaaaaaaaaaaattteeeeeeee Aprillllll's Fooolll Dayyyyyyyy111111
This one seems to be real:
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QuoteSafe working environment ??? yeah right !!
"A what can only be described as 20 man mass brawl took place after a dispute on one of the Roulette tables, to cut a long story short one of our bigger players was at the centre of the whole thing, and from what i can understand was one of the main instigators ( i believe he threw one of the first punches ) , some members of staff were involved and injured including one of our most senior members of staff who is still in hospital ."
That was funny, thanks mate ;D
I was reading and thinking , god you are a Kung-fu king ;D