What is black and stuck to the ceiling?
a bad electrician!
;) The farm labourer fell down a 80m well. The farmer ran to the well and shouted doen to the farm worker.
"Hey Joe, are you alright? Did you break anything"
Joe replied:
"No boss, I only fell here about 30 seconds ago!"
A little boy runs to his mother and shouts hysterically.
"Momma, momma, a man from the cliff!"
His mother asked him:
"What did your father say?"
The boy said:
"aaaaaahahhhhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Why do dumb blondes wash their hair in the kitchen zink?
Because that's where all vegetables get' washed!