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Title: Rock Salt Jenny
Post by: Norman Bates on October 08, 2010, 10:04:09 PM
                ROCK SALT JINNY

Rock Salt Jinny was a crazy lad
With a broom and a shovel is all he had
He played roulette almost everyday
But all he came up with were rocks and hay

And when he bent down to pick up a scoop
All his hair fell out and his pockets would droop
How he got rich we will never know
Only a gold watch and a rabbits foot was all he would grow

And there he sits with his riches to pay
For rocking roulette games that keep his demons at bay
Without his gold bracelet and lavender suits
He muddled around with pockets of loot

Hacking, and coughing from all the harsh play
He smoked Winston Light cigarette's and drank coffee all day
Spring time had come and life was a hoot
But he was blowing millions on liquor and hooch

So when he'd fall down he'd stand up and say
such is life and come what may
Winning and losing his thoughts were they say
Hey stupid it's craps you should play

So now he stands in line at heavens gates
Because late last night his dealer was Norman Bates
Title: Re: Rock Salt Jenny
Post by: Killroy Gentz on October 09, 2010, 01:16:38 PM
Very Poetic!

Hey I have one!

Roses are red, violets are blue

If Mr.J says it so, it cannot be true!



Killroy was here
Title: Re: Rock Salt Jenny
Post by: Norman Bates on October 09, 2010, 01:22:57 PM
Juden
Title: Re: Rock Salt Jenny
Post by: Mr J on October 09, 2010, 02:11:33 PM
Quote from: Killroy Gentz on October 09, 2010, 01:16:38 PM
Very Poetic!

Hey I have one!

Roses are red, violets are blue

If Mr.J says it so, it cannot be true!



Killroy was here
....It must be nice to CONTINUE coming back under new user names. I couldn't do it but hey, thats just me. Knock yourself out homeslice.  :sarcastic:  :sarcastic:  Ken
Title: Re: Rock Salt Jenny
Post by: Killroy Gentz on October 10, 2010, 06:20:16 AM
Quote from: Mr J on October 09, 2010, 02:11:33 PM
....It must be nice to CONTINUE coming back under new user names. I couldn't do it but hey, thats just me. Knock yourself out homeslice.  :sarcastic:  :sarcastic:  Ken

Inspector Clueso on the job..........."Inspector! Is this your dog!..........Yes...it is my dog....Inspector your dog just bit me!  ...... eehhh but it isn't my dog."

Getting back to what you could and couldn't do.....................You could (and do) make no sense 99,999% of the time. You couldn't possibly be a Genuine Winner ..... not with your pedigree!  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Killroy was here
Title: Re: Rock Salt Jenny
Post by: Norman Bates on October 10, 2010, 07:34:37 AM
I believe that is true.  Thank You.