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Title: Censorship of shit
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2010, 01:52:31 AM
I've finally done it.. "Shit" is now uncensored. It was just one of those things I always wanted to do, but never got around to doing, until now.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: cheese on October 12, 2010, 01:54:15 AM
Shit, man.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: ivan19061 on October 12, 2010, 03:03:39 AM
Bago is... shit.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: cheese on October 12, 2010, 04:05:39 AM
Quote from: ivan19061 on October 12, 2010, 03:03:39 AM
Bago is shit.

Be more specific. Bago is dog shit.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: GogoCro on October 12, 2010, 01:03:54 PM
censorshit.. :dance1:
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2010, 04:28:41 PM
Bago is just a young man protecting his pride
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: caddy on October 12, 2010, 06:59:06 PM
"Stack High In Transit" is for  dried manure that was shipped in the old wooden boats. SHIT.

Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on October 12, 2010, 07:40:56 PM

Life is like a shit sandwich...

The more bread you've got the less shit you have to eat.  :)
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2010, 09:35:14 PM
Probably the most versatile word ever.. I feel so relieved and shit that it's uncensored. I mean that in combination with finally knowing the meaning of bombus,.. unreal.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: cheese on October 12, 2010, 10:25:58 PM
No shit.

Shit happens.

Eat shit.

Don't take any shit.

Quit giving me shit.

You look like shit.

Up shit creek.

I beat the shit out of him.

This tastes like shit.

Don't be such a shithead.

Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Steve on October 12, 2010, 10:57:15 PM
You forgot:

Talking shit

I'm sure I missed many too.

Oh this thread is giving me flashes of bago's beady little eyes with one bigger than the other and abnormally large forehead. Yes he really does look a bit strange. Then again, so do Howe's and Forester's faces suit their personalities. Shit? Beyond that.

Oh shit, better get back to work now.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: macduff on October 13, 2010, 03:29:52 PM
also, just been for a right good shit. three good lengths with a nice glossy finish.
:good:
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on May 11, 2012, 02:49:48 AM
Shit for brains.

Are you shitting me?

My shit don't stink.

That's good shit.

If it looks like shit and it smells like shit and it tastes like shit then it's probably shit!


And my favorite,

shit shit shit!

:lol:

Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: pins on May 11, 2012, 03:15:41 AM
thick as shit
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on May 11, 2012, 03:31:47 AM
Shit that hurt.. or.. that hurts like shit!
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: superman on May 11, 2012, 03:38:49 AM
Shit head
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on May 11, 2012, 03:47:30 AM

As far as roulette goes, cheese wouldn't know shit from clay.  :lol:
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Bayes on May 11, 2012, 03:50:42 AM
Quote from: Steve on October 12, 2010, 01:52:31 AM
I've finally done it.. "Shit" is now uncensored.

no shit?
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: cheese on May 11, 2012, 05:06:42 AM
Quote from: bombus on May 11, 2012, 03:47:30 AM
As far as roulette goes, cheese wouldn't know shit from clay.  :lol:

And you don't know shit from Shinola. (look it up)

Go ahead, hook your wagon to Gizmo's star, he
doesn't know shit either.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on May 11, 2012, 05:20:15 AM
Quote from: cheese on May 11, 2012, 05:06:42 AM
And you don't know shit from Shinola. (look it up)

Go ahead, hook your wagon to Gizmo's star, he
doesn't know shit either.

Aw... come on cheese, can't you take a joke?

WTF? I'm not hooking no wagon to no one's star.

Sorry if I gave you the shits.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: TwoCatSam on May 11, 2012, 11:02:01 AM
When the government censors read this thread, the shit will hit the fan!
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on May 11, 2012, 06:51:26 PM
Quote from: TwoCatSam on May 11, 2012, 11:02:01 AM
When the government censors read this thread, the shit will hit the fan!

I couldn't give a shit.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: superman on May 12, 2012, 04:03:02 AM
It's Friday, lets get shit faced you shit bag :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on May 12, 2012, 09:51:11 AM
Don't be messin' with my shit.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Juiced91 on May 12, 2012, 11:08:05 AM
F**k this shit.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Juiced91 on May 12, 2012, 11:26:51 AM
The Most Versatile Word in the English Language



There are many words in the English language that can have multiple meanings, but none are more versatile than that little four letter word, SHIT.

Consider the following:

You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. When you're sick, you can feel like shit, look like shit, smell like shit, and sound like shit. You can also sound like you're full of shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without! a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head for reading this shit.. well, Shit Happens!!!

Pass this shit on to your friends, because if you don't, you'll have shitty luck for 7 years!

And if you believe that, you're dumber than shit!
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: superman on May 12, 2012, 01:55:46 PM
QuoteConsider the following:

You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. When you're sick, you can feel like shit, look like shit, smell like shit, and sound like shit. You can also sound like you're full of shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without! a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head for reading this shit.. well, Shit Happens!!!

Pass this shit on to your friends, because if you don't, you'll have shitty luck for 7 years!

And if you believe that, you're dumber than shit!

LOL Juiced, what a load of shit mate!!! :haha:
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Robeenhuut on May 12, 2012, 02:12:00 PM
Apparently we have here some experts on vocabulary matters  :pleasantry:
Holy shit.....
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on May 12, 2012, 05:46:50 PM
You guys are a bunch of shit mongers.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: cheese on May 12, 2012, 06:06:19 PM
This thread is nothing but shit talk.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Kingspin on February 18, 2013, 02:40:28 PM
This is a load of shit . :biggrin:
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on February 18, 2013, 08:33:52 PM
Hahaha!
Thanks for the reminder. Got a good laugh all over again!  :lol:


This thread is the shit!
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Steve on February 18, 2013, 09:50:04 PM
.. still talking shit.

This thread could go forever. It is an incredible word.
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Davemd on February 19, 2013, 07:25:51 PM

Cant believe you guy's dragged this SHIT up again

I dont really give a SHIT

but as you say steve it could go on forever

maybe its just a SHIT hot thread lol
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on February 20, 2013, 09:20:08 AM
Quote from: Davemd on February 19, 2013, 07:25:51 PM
Cant believe you guy's dragged this SHIT up again

Hey Dave,

Don't be such a shit!  :haha:
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Davemd on February 20, 2013, 09:35:19 AM

Oh come off it Bombus

now your giving me the SHITS !!!!

:dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1: :dance1:
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: qayotee on February 21, 2013, 03:22:02 PM
Finally I can take a shit
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Nathan Detroit on February 23, 2013, 06:37:57 PM

another forum has now become a shit free zone. no shitting  around there . big brother will examine every piece of shit.

i ain`t shitting.













Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: bombus on February 23, 2013, 11:32:10 PM
Quote from: Nathan Detroit on February 23, 2013, 06:37:57 PM
another forum has now become a shit free zone. no shitting  around there . big brother will examine every piece of shit.

I ain`t shitting.

LOL! Is this shit for real?
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: meppon2 on March 10, 2013, 06:37:50 PM
So i can say bad words on your forum now but i cant order a 17oz soft drink in new york city? What kind of SHIT is that!!
Title: Re: Censorship of shit
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2013, 07:45:45 PM
.. this thread will probably be active long after I'm dead,.. and shit