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Humor => Humor: Jokes, Funny Quotes & Stories, and more... => Topic started by: Number Six on June 02, 2009, 01:05:51 PM

Poll
Question: Without disclosing your identity...are you SPINCOCK?
Option 1: I'm Spinc**k votes: 3
Option 2: I wish I was Spinc**k votes: 0
Option 3: Spinc**k...?? votes: 3
Option 4: Long live Spinc**k...defining the spin! votes: 3
Title: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Number Six on June 02, 2009, 01:05:51 PM
I've just been to RPro's forum for a quick laugh. Something truly hilarious is going on there and it's to do with the member SPINCOCK, who also calls himself "Spunc**k". He wants to be RPro's mascot. Are the VLS members blessed to have Spinc**k among us in disguise? And if not, lets get him over here pronto!

Here are some of Spinc**k's quotes...maybe this should be moved to the humour section...?  :lol:

- Luv to all the ladie birds....SpinCock.....Cock of the Wheel
- Look out for "SpinCock the Movie - Ruler of the Wheel" coming soon!!
- Luving the ladies.....Cock of the Felt
- RPro you are right I do have a small thing hidden away
- I am sergeant of the Spin scene.
- SpinCock World Class Cock of Spinning Ball
- I have moneybookers, please join the SpinCock on the Back Ride of Piggy.
- .......Jakk bring the pig, I'll fetch the saddle.......Spinc**k
- Winning at the wheel since 1902..........Spinc**k...Old but still very happening.
- I don't mind you calling me spin but it leaves me with no Cock
- SpinCock.......................Riding Bareback over Randomness....and Coming out Smelling Sweet.
- Lov to sexy ladie out ther, helo to mum an dad .......spinc**k
- The weel is around like world not flopy.....spinc**k
- SpinCock is the only Cock of the Wheel....
- SpinCock...........Best of Both Worlds....Death to the Wheel when SpinCock arrives

:jester:

More classics from Spinc**k:

- Come on and dance the funky chicken with the Cock himself......SpinCock
- Hello Ladies..........as a reminder..that's freephone 666COCKSPIN.....
- Spin with the Master Cock of the Wheel.........You guessed its...SpinCock
- Now you see why all the ladies go wild for the Rotating Chicken
- SpinCock for President!!!
- Ladies.......Kisses from the Cockmeister..
- Should I, SpinCock, Cock of all things Spinning, be forum mascot?
- Spin and Win..........SpinCock spins to win, he's the Cock!

Spinc**k's consistent winning bet:

- I lik to tri 1unit red 1unit odd 1unit 32

:girl_crazy:
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: lucky_strike on June 02, 2009, 01:20:59 PM

What is so special about him.
Hes name? or what i stands for?
I don't get it!

LS
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Number Six on June 02, 2009, 01:28:30 PM
LS, not only is Spinc**k a talented roulette player, been playing for 107 years, but he's easygoing and has a good sense of humour. I think he should be encouraged to join our community here at VLS.
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: lucky_strike on June 02, 2009, 01:33:55 PM
Is that a good sense of humour ??
How old are you ??
Is this kid garden ??

LS
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Jakkalsdraai on June 02, 2009, 01:37:46 PM
 :) Bet you he has been here for a while. I don't really care. I did notice though that some of his posts are much better written than others. Dead give away. But like I say, who cares lol.

Jakk
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Number Six on June 02, 2009, 01:43:23 PM
Young enough to laugh at other people messing around once in a while.

What's the big deal? For all we know, Spinc**k may be a genuine guy. Where's the crime in wondering...?



Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Shorty on June 02, 2009, 01:44:44 PM
I really want to know who he is. Genius! :D
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Shorty on June 02, 2009, 01:54:38 PM
Actually I think I know, I'm probably wrong though.  >:D
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Kingpin on June 02, 2009, 02:16:20 PM
HAHA Thats funny  :sarcastic:

Especially this one:
Quote- I don't mind you calling me spin but it leaves me with no Cock
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Natural9 on June 02, 2009, 04:32:42 PM
Quote from: Kingpin on June 02, 2009, 02:16:20 PM
HAHA Thats funny  :sarcastic:

Especially this one:
Classic
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Number Six on June 02, 2009, 06:41:24 PM
Spinc**k got banned....boo

Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Natural9 on June 03, 2009, 02:43:23 AM
Quote from: Number Six on June 02, 2009, 06:41:24 PM
Spinc**k got banned....boo




Gawd already I was enjoying his posts  :yahoo:
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: bombus on June 03, 2009, 07:26:05 AM
Good news...

I suspect spinc**k is back!

AKA Ham Shankers...

The wheel is in for a good shanking now!

Bwahahahaha!


Just my 10 shekels worth

Chao,

baby
Title: Re: The Anonymous SPINCOCK
Post by: Number Six on June 03, 2009, 08:26:36 AM
I don't like Shanksy as much as Spinc**k, but he's still good at taking the pizz.

Just my $6.50 worth

Chao