Why women wear 2 purses?
Because in one they have a legal document that they are not chickens, and in the other they have a grain.
Hermes
Women are housekeepers, they keep the house after divorce.
Hermes
Women are [highlight]housekeepers[/highlight], they keep the house after divorce.
They deserve it, as we men don't do that much to keep 'em clean & neat. ::)