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Title: Autobiography of a Roulette Player in Five Short Chapters
Post by: Clothdog on August 06, 2008, 03:52:04 PM
Autobiography of a Roulette Player in Five Short Chapters

by Clothdog

CHAPTER ONE
I walk into the casino,
There is an erratic dealer at the table,
I buy in.
I am losing...I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes forever to try to break even. :'(

CHAPTER TWO
I walk into the same casino,
There is the same erratic dealer at the table,
I pretend I don't see him.
I buy in again.
I can't believe I am losing again.
But, it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to break even. :-\

CHAPTER THREE
I walk into the same casino,
There is the same erratic dealer at the table
I see him there.
I still buy in...it's a habit...but,
my eyes are open.
I know where I am.
It is my fault.
I cash out immediately. :-[

CHAPTER FOUR
I walk into the same casino.
There is the same erratic dealer at the table,
I walk by him. ;)

CHAPTER FIVE
I walk to a different casino. ;D
Title: Re: Autobiography of a Roulette Player in Five Short Chapters
Post by: VLSroulette on August 06, 2008, 04:26:21 PM
Good one clothdog [smiley=chat/smile35.gif] I only hope he doesn't find another erratic dealer at new casino [smiley=lolk.gif]
Title: Re: Autobiography of a Roulette Player in Five Short Chapters
Post by: Clothdog on August 06, 2008, 04:59:05 PM
Thanks! I think there's alittle of that in all of us!
;D