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Humor => Humor: Jokes, Funny Quotes & Stories, and more... => Topic started by: bombus on October 05, 2011, 01:32:29 AM

Title: I Can't Wait For Volumes 2&3!
Post by: bombus on October 05, 2011, 01:32:29 AM


Volume 1 of Manual now available


With a great deal of satisfaction and pride, we are pleased to inform you that
the first volume of "Basic Introductory Manual to Understanding Women" is now available.



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Title: Re: I Can't Wait For Volumes 2&3!
Post by: cheese on October 05, 2011, 04:49:52 AM
Women use both sides of their brain, which is great
for some things, but dealing with them on a daily
basis sucks. I've found that the less you tell them,
the better off you are. They are capable of twisting
the most innocent thing around and using it against
you. This gets very tiring. Just let them talk and find
a male friend to tell all the your stuff to. This is what
men used to do in the old days. This 'my wife is my
best friend' crap is rather new. Your wife is the last
person you want to confide in, she's not your mommy,
stop treating her like she is. Why do you think there
were so many men's fraternal organizations? It was
to get away from the wives, of course. Being with them
all the time leads to madness. Modern men are all
whipped, however, their great grandfathers would be
appalled at how much power women have now over
the men in their lives.
Title: Re: I Can't Wait For Volumes 2&3!
Post by: bombus on October 05, 2011, 05:12:52 AM
Quote from: cheese on October 05, 2011, 04:49:52 AM
Women use both sides of their brain, which is great
for some things, but dealing with them on a daily
basis sucks. I've found that the less you tell them,
the better off you are. They are capable of twisting
the most innocent thing around and using it against
you. This gets very tiring. Just let them talk and find
a male friend to tell all the your stuff to. This is what
men used to do in the old days. This 'my wife is my
best friend' crap is rather new. Your wife is the last
person you want to confide in, she's not your mommy,
stop treating her like she is. Why do you think there
were so many men's fraternal organizations? It was
to get away from the wives, of course. Being with them
all the time leads to madness. Modern men are all
whipped, however, their great grandfathers would be
appalled at how much power women have now over
the men in their lives.


Only three words to say to that, well three letters actually...LOL!