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Humor => Humor: Jokes, Funny Quotes & Stories, and more... => Topic started by: Mr J on February 18, 2012, 09:50:51 PM

Title: Funny as heck
Post by: Mr J on February 18, 2012, 09:50:51 PM
A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish guy to buy Black Bras, Size 38.
The Jewish guy, known for his skills as a businessman, says that Black Bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.

Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 Bras.
He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.
The Jewish guy tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jewish guy's remaining stock of 50, this time for $75.00 each.
The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 Bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me -

What do you do with all these Black Bras?"
The Chinese guy answers:
"I cut them in half and sell them as Skull Caps to you Jewish guys for $200.00 each."
                 
.......and this is why the Chinese own us!
"Business is Business"