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Lanky
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>> GRANDMA IN COURT
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>> Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't
>> prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
>> attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the
>> stand.
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>> He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
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>> She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
>> since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment
>> to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and
>> talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you
>> haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than
>> a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
>>
>> The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
>> the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
>>
>> She again replied, 'Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
>> youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
>> can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one
>> of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife
>> with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
>>
>> The defence attorney almost died The judge asked both counsellor's to
>> approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
>>
>> 'If either of you f*cking idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you
>> to the electric chair.