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STEP 1.

I chose the First Set (37 words). I selected the following passage:

Lyrics Taken from "A Spoonful Of Sugar" from the Disney movie - "Mary Poppins" -------> Hey, that sounds familiar..


"RIGHT CHILDREN, LETS PLAY A GAME.."
- "THIS IS 'FUN' ISN'T IT Mary Poppins ?"
"WELL, THAT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.."
"YOU SEE, IN EVERY JOB THAT MUST BE DONE, THERE IS AN ELEMENT OF FUN.."

BTW- THere are EXACTLY 37 words in the above passage !----------------------> Well that's LUCKY isn't it ?


STEP 2.

I arranged the 37 WORDS on my 'roulette' table / 'roulette' wheel. The ordering on the carpet was unimportant as the WORDS are unrelated, however as number roulette uses a CHRONOLOGICAL ASCENDING number pattern, I used an ALPHABETICAL ASCENDING word pattern.


STEP 3.

I fed words that matched those in the 37 word set into my 100% Winning roulette system from the posts in the thread on the forum. My system created the 38 spin cycle and calculated the 'bet' amounts.


STEP 4.

I converted the 'bet' amounts to a relevance percentage for the 37 words, and ran the 100% guaranteed roulette algorithm searching for a correlation.


STEP 5.

When the system returned a REPEATER word via the 'PIGEONHOLE' principle, I translated the completed cycle into a sentence, using Babs posts as seed 'EVENTS'..

The completed 37 WORD TRANSLATION WAS THIS : -

ALL THIS FUN GAME DEPENDS ON IS A VIEW. I SEE YOUR POINT THERE !  ISN'T IT THAT CHILDREN MUST BE IN PLAY, Mary Poppins ? AN ELEMENT OF EVERY JOB IS FUN, RIGHT ?  WELL DONE, YOU !!! LET'S START..

BTW - MY ANSWER USED ALL THE EXACT SAME 37 WORDS and correctly mapped them in a grammatically correct sentence. Iit is also a PERFECT answer to Babs post.. (BOTH LOGICALLY AND GRAMMATICALLY).

Forum members:

Let's give this guy the benefit of the doubt and try to understand before we criticize.  Stephen Covey said we should seek to understand first, and to be understood second.  Whether you believe in this person or not, you must admit one thing:  He has a command of the English language which speaks of education.  As babs has said, he probably is a teacher.

So let's expand our minds; it doesn't cost a penny.

Sam

Dyksexlic,

That post is astonishingly clever,

very very clever,

you have my admiration,

                                Regards,

                                           Davemd.

I get it now, Mary Poppins is really the devil and she invented roulette!  Did I win the prize, LOL!!! Just playing.  Seriously, I see the concept here, and I can almost see how it applies to roulette. However, I'm not understanding how it relates to the order in which numbers are spit out by a RNG.  The pigeonhole concept is entirely clear and makes sense, I still don't see how it gets us any closer to overcoming the math problem.  I completely understand his post and the concept, however I feel that the comparison of words to numbers may not be very realistic in that the relationship between words that form logical statements is clear but the relationship between numbers to form a string of 37 numbers that "makes" sense is not so clear.  In a human being's mind who is educated enough in the English language, it is easy to form a sentence that makes sense, such as The boy rode his bike in the park.  It is easy to create that 8 word sentence.  It is not so easy, if it is possible at all, to form a relationship between the numbers 1-36 and put 8 of them together so that it is obvious they belong together to make perfect sense.  The only way that they would make any sense to us are in chronological order, either ascending up or down as in 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 or 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. However, I have believed in this from the beginning, so I am going to go along for this ride with enthusiasm.

YAAH I  CANT  BELIEVE  WHAT  U  PUT  IN  THERE  MAN   LOOOOT  OF  SMAIL  QUOTE/To form a 38 spin repeating cycle using the 'PIGEONHOLE' principle in roulette requires that you follow 'SPECIFIC' betting rules !!  THATS   AL   WHAT   EVERYONE  KNOW  HERE  NOTHING  MORE  NO   WORDS NO EXAMPLES NO  CLEVER THING  NOW  IF  U FORGIVE  ME  WE  ALL  KNOW  THAT  REPEATING  WILL  COME  ANYWAY BUT WHERE  IS THAT 2736  UNITS WITH  THAT  SPECIFIC  BETTING   RULES ??    U KNOW  WHAT  MAYBE  IM  EASY  PERSON  WITH  LESS INTELIGENCY  BUT   SOMETHING  TELL ME  THAT U R  TRULY  HI PLAYER    WITH  WORDS DEFINITLY     between  that  your  example  about  us  on  forum  make your  system profitable   on  live  wheel thats  absolutly  perfect  so   when   spot  casino  your clevernes just  switch  for live  wheel   there  u can make  it  as well :good: :good: :good:

This has to be a practical joke, by a person that finds humor in telling very tall fish stories. I must congratulate Dyksexlic on pulling off one of the best hoaxes since I did it. The sucker festival has a balloon concession stand. The opportunity to lead people down a rosy path here is at least as good as buying snake oil for your rheumatism.

That was very funny.
I had to read it several times.
Makes me laugh every time.

Well done.

Now all we are waiting for is a coherent demonstration.

It is no wonder that they call this the planet of the apes.
We are so primitive.

Good to see you back D! Still working through the clues trying to work this thing out - I do feel (hope!) I'm getting closer though! Quality Mary Poppins refs by the way!

Hello,

Dyxclestic...


All this is in your view!

There isn't a point I see - is it?
You start: "Let's play fun children game, Mary Poppins."
That must be right? Well done!
(Depends on an element of every fun job.)


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

(Made a small edit later)

I thought we were going to see this "system" in action like a video demo or something explained using roulette numbers, betting amounts etc.  Not some mumbo jumbo explaining the theory.  We get it....by the 38th spin there will be one repeater.  Everyone agrees to that.  The question is  is how do we profit from it? (if it is possible at all) 

This is all very lovely and all, and I'm sure dyx has it all worked out in his mind, but the problem with his oh so clever 37 word analogy is that the word fun is repeated twice, so there are only 36 words in the sentence not 37, so the whole thing is screwed!

Anyway, if anyone can answer me these two riddles, they will get the secret to my unbeatable roulette system:

A man with no eyes went out to view the skies he saw a tree with apples on he took no apples off he left no apples on.\

Bwahahahaha!

Still reading the above explanation.
Must of read it at least 10 times.

I suppose if you just a made a graphic demonstration. Of it in action.
Then that would silence the critics.

Perhaps a video?
Or some screen shots.

Pictures make is so much easier.
Even cavemen can understand pictures.

Quote"RIGHT CHILDREN, LETS PLAY A GAME.."
- "THIS IS 'FUN' ISN'T IT Mary Poppins ?"
"WELL, THAT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.."
"YOU SEE, IN EVERY JOB THAT MUST BE DONE, THERE IS AN ELEMENT OF FUN.."

BTW- THere are EXACTLY 37 words in the above passage !----------------------> Well that's LUCKY isn't it ?

Yes There is 37 Words but Fun is repeated twice as can be seen marked in RED.

Lanky

QuoteA man with no eyes went out to view the skies he saw a tree with apples on he took no apples off he left no apples on.\

Re minds me of me of that Irish joke.

Two men walk into the pub.
You think one of them would of seen it.

Quote from: Lanky on May 09, 2009, 10:33:30 PM
Yes There is 37 Words but Fun is repeated twice as can be seen marked in RED.

Lanky

Hey, I beat you to that one Lanky!

lol

Hello,

Bombus...

Quote
A man with no eyes went out to view the skies he saw a tree with apples on he took no apples off he left no apples on.

There was a man with only one eye who found a tree with two apples.
He took one and left one.

Everything in the riddle is in plural...

Will you PM me the secret? ;)


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

QuoteHey, I beat you to that one Lanky!

lol

Hhahahhaah Yes bombus You were too Quick for Me Mate...(which is not hard to do these days).LOL.

Lanky.

Quote from: Homeito on May 09, 2009, 10:41:08 PM
Hello,

Bombus...

There was a man with only one eye who found a tree with two apples.
He took one and left one.

Everything in the riddle is in plural...

Will you PM me the secret? ;)


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

Aw!

That was too easy, wait I got a harder one...

Coming up in my next thread... keep an eye out!

If a tree falls in the forest. Does it make a sound?

Many of you may have heard of this conundrum.

It is used as a test in some interviews.
Or advanced job applications.

Well.
First of.
There is no proof that a tree fell.
You do start with the word If.
And if you are deaf.
And you see a tree fall.
Do you know if it made a sound?
Hmmm,

And the classic...

Who gives a toss anyway.
More firewood for my cabin.

Hello,

Bombus...

You did not say that I had to solve TWO riddles to get your secret...  :-[
:D


Dyksexlic ...

I made a reply to your post using your own quote...

What now...?
???


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

Quote from: bombus on May 09, 2009, 10:28:06 PM
This is all very lovely and all, and I'm sure dyx has it all worked out in his mind, but the problem with his oh so clever 37 word analogy is that the word fun is repeated twice, so there are only 36 words in the sentence not 37, so the whole thing is screwed!

Anyway, if anyone can answer me this riddle, they will get the secret to my unbeatable roulette system:

A man with no eyes went out to view the skies he saw a tree with apples on he took no apples off he left no apples on.\

Bwahahahaha!

The words "is" and "of" also repeat, but I don't know if that matters for this example of what I think he is trying to convey here, but I'm not sure.  I will investigate more later.  RP

Quote from: Homeito on May 09, 2009, 10:52:47 PM
Hello,

Bombus...

You did not say that I had to solve TWO riddles to get your secret...  :-[
:D

Oh really?

Maybe you didn't read the post properly.
I suggest you look again.

Cheers,  :drinks:

Clever, but unfortunately the casino doesn't pay you for being clever. It only pays when you put the chip on the winning outcome. I don't see how this helps with that.

Also, a real roulette wheel is an RNG. Its sole purpose is to spit out random numbers. Why not just say 'roulette wheel' instead of constantly referring to it as an RNG?

Quote from: Lanky on May 09, 2009, 10:33:30 PM
Yes There is 37 Words but Fun is repeated twice as can be seen marked in RED.

Lanky

Well Done.. If you are so observant, then how comes you didn't notice that the word FUN is also repeated in the generated passage TOO ?
(MARKED IN RED!)

ALL THIS FUN  GAME DEPENDS ON IS A VIEW. I SEE YOUR POINT THERE !  ISN'T IT THAT CHILDREN MUST BE IN PLAY, Mary Poppins ? AN ELEMENT OF EVERY JOB IS FUN, RIGHT ?  WELL DONE, YOU !!! LET'S START..

With all do respect to randomness, are we having fun yet?

With all do respect to randomness>>

In Dyke's world, Gizmo, the wheel doesn't produce randomness, remember?

Shhhhh, don't tell anybody, but Dyk has a screw loose..

Hello,

Dyksexlic ...

Was it not the challenge to use all the 37 words?
Unfortunately the repeater came as 36th in my case.

Quote from: Homeito on May 09, 2009, 10:20:39 PM
All this is in your view!

There isn't a point I see - is it?
You start: "Let's play fun children game, Mary Poppins."
That must be right? Well done!
(Depends on an element of every fun job.)

Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

Quote from: Spike on May 09, 2009, 11:03:54 PM
Clever, but unfortunately the casino doesn't pay you for being clever. It only pays when you put the chip on the winning outcome. I don't see how this helps with that.

Also, a real roulette wheel is an RNG. Its sole purpose is to spit out random numbers. Why not just say 'roulette wheel' instead of constantly referring to it as an RNG?

INSTEAD OF HATING ON ME, WHY DON'T YOU REPLICATE THE EXPERIMENT IF YOU'RE SO CLEVER WITH 'NUMBERS'. IT SHOULD BE EASY FOR YOU !

UNLESS YOU'RE FULL OF IT, AND I REALLY DO HAVE A LITTLE 'SOMETHING'...

NAH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE...

Quote from: dyksexlic on May 09, 2009, 11:10:43 PM
Well Done.. If you are so observant, then how comes you didn't notice that the word FUN is also repeated in the generated passage TOO ?
(MARKED IN RED!)

ALL THIS FUN  GAME DEPENDS ON IS A VIEW. I SEE YOUR POINT THERE !  ISN'T IT THAT CHILDREN MUST BE IN PLAY, Mary Poppins ? AN ELEMENT OF EVERY JOB IS FUN, RIGHT ?  WELL DONE, YOU !!! LET'S START..

Well now I might have missed the others but I did see that is Marked in Blue is repeated as well.

Lanky.

Hello,

Dyksexlic...

Quote from: dyksexlic on May 09, 2009, 11:18:27 PM
INSTEAD OF HATING ON ME, WHY DON'T YOU REPLICATE THE EXPERIMENT IF YOU'RE SO CLEVER WITH 'NUMBERS'. IT SHOULD BE EASY FOR YOU !

UNLESS YOU'RE FULL OF IT, AND I REALLY DO HAVE A LITTLE 'SOMETHING'...

NAH, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE...

I did. Look above. And Yes it was easy.
So... What now?


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

INSTEAD OF HATING ON ME, WHY DON'T YOU REPLICATE THE EXPERIMENT>>

Don't flatter yourself, I don't hate you, why would I. Pretend I'm ignorant and explain how your demo chooses the winning bet in the casino. It doesn't and you know it doesn't, just like I know it doesn't. Don't kid a kidder, as the old saying goes..

Quote from: Gizmotron on May 09, 2009, 11:11:34 PM
With all do respect to randomness, are we having fun yet?

And we'll have fun fun fun till our daddy takes the t-bird away... :rap:

Quote from: Homeito on May 09, 2009, 11:18:04 PM
Hello,

Dyksexlic ...

Was it not the challenge to use all the 37 words?
Unfortunately the repeater came as 36th in my case.


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

Can't you count Homeito ?

ALL THIS FUN  GAME DEPENDS ON IS A VIEW. I SEE YOUR POINT THERE !  ISN'T IT THAT CHILDREN MUST BE IN PLAY, Mary Poppins ? AN ELEMENT OF EVERY JOB IS FUN, RIGHT ?  WELL DONE, YOU !!! LET'S START..


Any repeated words were ALSO repeated in the generated passage.. What is important is the mapping of 'random' events to an ORDERED sentence. The words could have been in Spanish, that isn't the point...

Quote from: Lanky on May 09, 2009, 11:21:51 PM
Well now I might have missed the others but I did see that is Marked in Blue is repeated as well.

Lanky.

If you check the Mary Poppins quote you should find the same words repeated too. The words themselves aren't important. What is important is that 37 seperate random entities were mapped in a coherent ordered way.

Like I say, if you guys are so clever, REPLICATE THE EXPERIMENT.  DON'T HATE ON ME !

why make things simple when you can make them complicated?

If anyone gets this .... PM me .... I'll buy you supper.


Thanks Dyk for all your efforts ... but you FAILED miserably.


TTT

Quote from: TicTacToe on May 09, 2009, 11:31:14 PM
why make things simple when you can make them complicated?

If anyone gets this .... PM me .... I'll buy you supper.


Thanks Dyk for all your efforts ... but you FAILED miserably.


TTT

YEH, HATER !

MONEY TALKS, BULLSH*T WALKS

THEN REPLICATE THE EXPERIMENT , HATER !

Hello,

Dyksexlic...

Where is my rearrangement of the words wrong?
Every word is there:

--------
All this is in your view!

There isn't a point I see - is it?
You start: "Let's play fun children game, Mary Poppins."
That must be right? Well done!
(Depends on an element of every fun job.)
---------

And it is a reply to a post - yours.

So... What now?


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

QuoteHATER !

Wonder who's narrow minded  ... me or you.

Label all you want ...


TTT

This Dyk person has got to be a woman. She's way too sensitive & knows way too much about stuff like Mary Poppins and other 'girl stuff'. No man talks this way. And all the 'hater' baloney, guys don't think you hate them because you disagree with them, but women sure do..

Quote from: Homeito on May 09, 2009, 11:33:42 PM
Hello,

Dyksexlic...

Where is my rearrangement of the words wrong?
Every word is there:

--------
All this is in your view!

There isn't a point I see - is it?
You start: "Let's play fun children game, Mary Poppins."
That must be right? Well done!
(Depends on an element of every fun job.)
---------

And it is a reply to a post - yours.

So... What now?


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

your sentence is NOT grammatically correct ! Mine IS !!!

All this is in your view!

There isn't a point I see - is it?-------------------> INCORRECT ENGLISH TAG QUESTION/ NO MODAL VERB  !!!!
You start: "Let's play fun  children game, Mary Poppins."------------------------------> MISSING ENGLISH INDEFINITE ARTICLE "a" !!!!
That must be right? Well done!
(Depends on an element  of every fun job.)-------------------------------> INCORRECT GRAMMER , THERE IS NO ENGLISH 'SUBJECT'  !!!!!!

NOT EASY IS IT, LIKE I SAID GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT  !!!!!!
ALSO YOUR PASSAGE DOESN'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS I'VE ASKED, ITS JUST RANDOM GIBBERISH. MY SENTENCES ANSWERED BABS POST !!!!!

Homeito

You seem to have some grasp of what's going on ... maybe you can explain or give examples in PLAIN English.

Dyk

QuoteMONEY TALKS, BULLSH*T WALKS

I thought you weren't selling your system ... So my Bullshits gonna walk a bit more before my money talks to you.


TTT

Quote from: Spike on May 09, 2009, 11:44:47 PM
This Dyk person has got to be a woman. She's way too sensitive & knows way too much about stuff like Mary Poppins and other 'girl stuff'. No man talks this way. And all the 'hater' baloney, guys don't think you hate them because you disagree with them, but women sure do..

YOUR THE ONLY PUSSY IN DRAG AROUND HERE HATER !!!!!   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

HOW'S THE EXPERIMENT GOING DIPSH*T.

COME ON, PUT UP OR SHUT UP !!!!!    

Quote from: TicTacToe on May 09, 2009, 11:49:23 PM
Homeito

You seem to have some grasp of what's going on ... maybe you can explain or give examples in PLAIN English.

Dyk
I thought you weren't selling your system ... So my Bullshits gonna walk a bit more before my money talks to you.


TTT

You could NEVER afford this system even if I were selling it (WHICH I AM NOT !!!!)

Hello,

Dyksexlic...

First of all my language is not English.
So when I write posts my dictionary is over-heated.
So maybe it is not grammatically correct.
I can agree.

But then it is very lame of you to focus on that.
I did rearrange the quote YOU selected into a perfectly UNDERSTANDABLE reply to your post.

If I had chosed a quote myself it would be a different thing.
I would chose it with care. Maybe like you did.

This is kindergarten games.


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

Quote from: Homeito on May 09, 2009, 11:55:51 PM
Hello,

Dyksexlic...

First of all my language is not English.
So when I write posts my dictionary is over-heated.
So maybe it is not grammatically correct.
I can agree.

But then it is very lame of you to focus on that.
I did rearrange the quote YOU selected into a perfectly UNDERSTANDABLE reply to your post.

If I had chosed a quote myself it would be a different thing.
I would chose it with care. Maybe like you did.

This is kindergarten games.


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

Homeito, I'm not knocking your level of English. It's just that forming a logical AND grammatically CORRECT English sentence was THE WHOLE POINT of the test !   :shout:

It means that I took random words and turned them into ORDERED words.

Turning 'RANDOM' into 'ORDER' is what you are TRYING to do when you place a bet in roulette.

The roulette wheel is 'RANDOM', and the roulette table is 'ORDER'...

Hope this helps.

Hello,

TicTacToe...

Quote from: TicTacToe on May 09, 2009, 11:49:23 PM
Homeito

You seem to have some grasp of what's going on ... maybe you can explain or give examples in PLAIN English.

Sorry. I have no clue.
:scratch_ones_head:


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

Quote from: dyksexlic on May 10, 2009, 12:02:33 AM
Homeito, I'm not knocking your level of English. It's just that forming a logic AND grammatical English sentence was THE WHOLE POINT of the test.

It means that I took random words and turned them into ORDERED words.

Turning 'RANDOM' into 'ORDER' is what you are TRYING to do when you place a bet in roulette.

The roulette wheel is 'RANDOM', and the roulette table is 'ORDER'...

Hope this helps.

Quite true, but that still does not enlighten us to how we predict that order, which is what your system supposedly can do.

Quote from: dyksexlic on May 09, 2009, 11:51:39 PM
YOUR THE ONLY PUSSY IN DRAG AROUND HERE HATER !!!!!   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

HOW'S THE EXPERIMENT GOING DIPSH*T.

COME ON, PUT UP OR SHUT UP !!!!!    

(https://www.vlsroulette.com/proxy.php?request=nolinks%3A%2F%2Fvlsroulette.com%2FThemes%2Fdefault%2Fimages%2Fwarnwarn.gif&hash=f02e6cad6f61077289d107d236abe35e0066dace) DON'T call people that !!! You have been asked before....

So much for a "HATE FREE ZONE".

Turning 'RANDOM' into 'ORDER' is what you are TRYING to do when you place a bet in roulette.>>

No, you're not. And you'd find its impossible to try. You're trying to UNDERSTAND random in roulette, not change it into something else. Chaos can't be changed, thats why its chaos. Duh..


>>The roulette wheel is 'RANDOM', and the roulette table is 'ORDER'...>>

Actually, the wheel produces random. The table is not 'order', it doesn't interpret random. Its just a convienient place to make bets and thats all it is. Quit trying to be clever, its wearing very thin..

Quote from: dyksexlic on May 09, 2009, 11:33:24 PM

YEH, HATER !

MONEY TALKS, BULLSH*T WALKS

THEN REPLICATE THE EXPERIMENT , HATER !

You replicate the experiment. I built a computer program just for you. It will show all of us if you can win 100% in 38 spins.

Here is a key, you will need it.  13243546

Now just show us. Use 37 for zero, and 38 for double zero.

Unfortunately, this thread is heading in the same direction as the original.  I hate to say it but that is the only pattern I am seeing here.  I am tring to remain open minded and continue to believe in this but the simple fact is that there may very well be a system, but if Dyksexlic intended to share it, I think he certainly would have done so by now.  The fact that he basically orchestrated the same response from the forum without really revealing anything is suspect.  Gentlemen, I think it is time we stop frustrating ourselves and move on.

Hello,

Dyksexlic...

Quote from: dyksexlic on May 10, 2009, 12:02:33 AM
It means that I took random words and turned them into ORDERED words.

No you did not.

You took SELECTED and ORDERED words and put them into ANOTHER order.
That is a piece of cake if it is in a language that you manage and you SELECT the QUOTE.
Quotes do not contain RANDOM words.
What gave you that idea?

Do you want 37 RANDOM words? Here you are:
burp, convent, relax, dreamlike, surprising, episode, enwrap, flashback, grade, hame, transpire, handed, homely, khan, kick, mayoress, pimple, plaice, propitiate, rejuvenation, governmental, simile, and, spatter, toning, dishy, ulcered, venerator, hand, wheel, will, kind, like, mood, drop, broad, diving

OK. Rearrange these RANDOM words into a reply to this post.
And come back when it is done.


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

Sorry. I have no clue.>>

Thats rather the point, I think. Its not about anything to do with roulette, its about Dyke having everybody on. There are so many desperate wanks around this place, god knows how long it will go on before you realize that there is nothing to learn..

You took SELECTED and ORDERED words and put them into ANOTHER order.>>>

Thats exactly what happened. Random is chaos and it can't be put into order, THATS THE BLOODY POINT of it. And if somebody says they can do it they are lying thru their teeth..

I didn't see the word "of" twice, as in the Mary Poppins verse.

Did I miss one?

Worst topic ever.

Hello,

Hoper35,

Quote from: hoper35 on May 10, 2009, 12:24:52 AM
I didn't see the word "of" twice, as in the Mary Poppins verse.

You are correct.

I did not get that second "of"...
Because I did NOT use the Mary P quote. I used Dyksexlic's words:

Quote from: dyksexlic
ALL THIS FUN GAME DEPENDS ON IS A VIEW. I SEE YOUR POINT THERE !  ISN'T IT THAT CHILDREN MUST BE IN PLAY, Mary Poppins ? AN ELEMENT OF EVERY JOB IS FUN, RIGHT ?  WELL DONE, YOU !!! LET'S START..

Sorry about that.
;D


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

I meant that Dyk didn't use it twice.

Ron.

Hello,

Dyksexlic...

This is the Mary Poppins quote:

Quote from: dyksexlic"RIGHT CHILDREN, LETS PLAY A GAME.."
- "THIS IS 'FUN' ISN'T IT Mary Poppins ?"
"WELL, THAT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.."
"YOU SEE, IN EVERY JOB THAT MUST BE DONE, THERE IS AN ELEMENT OF FUN.."

This is your rearrangement:

Quote from: dyksexlic
ALL THIS FUN GAME DEPENDS ON IS A VIEW. I SEE YOUR POINT THERE !  ISN'T IT THAT CHILDREN MUST BE IN PLAY, Mary Poppins ? AN ELEMENT OF EVERY JOB IS FUN, RIGHT ?  WELL DONE, YOU !!! LET'S START..

Please note the red "I" in your quote: It is not found in the MP quote.
Also note the two "THAT" and the two "OF" in the MP quote: Only one of each is found in your.
And where do you get the word "START"?


Best regards,
Homeito Bemek

PS. Thank you to Hoper35 who noticed the "of".
And to B for PM

QuoteYou could NEVER afford this system even if I were selling it (WHICH I AM NOT !!!!)

Umm, so, your not going to tell us then?
Or show us?
Or explain to us how it works?

Or you explained it.
And we are missing the subtext.

I am confused.

Quote from: TwoCatSam on May 09, 2009, 09:29:46 PM
Forum members:

Let's give this guy the benefit of the doubt and try to understand before we criticize.  Stephen Covey said we should seek to understand first, and to be understood second.  Whether you believe in this person or not, you must admit one thing:  He has a command of the English language which speaks of education.  As babs has said, he probably is a teacher.

So let's expand our minds; it doesn't cost a penny.

Sam

Sam,
 
All this guy is doing is leading everyone into a 'Alice in Wonderland' world where
anything is possible and yes in that world you can win 100% of the time, there you will find endless riddles to keep you amused.
 
If the purpose is entertainment that's fine, but if your hoping for any practical help for understanding the problems of roulette then you won't find it in the Alice and Wonderland world!
 
Mr Chips

dyk are you trying to be the next edward de bono?

OK all you hangers on,

Here is Isukdyx chosen gobbledygook sentence.

RIGHT CHILDREN, LETS PLAY A GAME.."
- "THIS IS 'FUN' ISN'T IT Mary Poppins ?"
"WELL, THAT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.."
"YOU SEE, IN EVERY JOB THAT MUST BE DONE, THERE IS AN ELEMENT OF FUN

Here is Isukdyx recomposed gobbledygook sentence.

ALL THIS FUN GAME DEPENDS ON IS A VIEW. I  SEE YOUR POINT THERE !  ISN'T IT THAT CHILDREN MUST BE IN PLAY, Mary Poppins ? AN ELEMENT OF EVERY JOB IS FUN, RIGHT ?  WELL DONE, YOU !!! LET'S START..

The first one has two words not in the second one shown in red.
The second one has two words not in the first one shown in red.

Quote from: dyksexlic on May 09, 2009, 09:20:55 PM
BTW - MY ANSWER USED ALL THE EXACT SAME 37 WORDS and correctly mapped them in a grammatically correct sentence. Iit is also a PERFECT answer to Babs post.. (BOTH LOGICALLY AND GRAMMATICALLY).

Yeah, sure mate!

Man, if Isukdyx can stuff this relatively simple puzzle up so bad, and then post it here as conclusive proof of his superior intellect, just imagine how stuffed up his system is going to be.

OMG! I would be so embarrassed right now if I was Isukdyx!

@ rss, how dare you mention dxk and Edward de Bono in the same sentence!!

Oh s**t, I just did that too... sorry Edward old friend!

 :blink:  eeehhhhh......I guess I'm as thick as they come.......nothing here makes any sense to me.....and who is Edward de Bono?

:scratch_ones_head:

Quote from: bombus on May 10, 2009, 06:31:39 AM




@ rss, how dare you mention dxk and Edward de Bono in the same sentence!!

Oh s**t, I just did that too... sorry Edward old friend!

i said he is 'trying' to be the next edward debono, in the sense that he s 'trying' to impress us by claiming that he is better than us.
But the fact is that he is slipping so much, that he is looking like a drunk bloke running  in an ice rink.


if only edward could see this.... i guess he would give up on the human race!

Quote from: Jakkalsdraai on May 10, 2009, 06:37:21 AM
:blink:  eeehhhhh......I guess I'm as thick as they come.......nothing here makes any sense to me.....and who is Edward de Bono?

:scratch_ones_head:

Edward de bono is one of the best lateral thinkers in the world. If you have some spare time, google his name and you ll find who he is.
I am lucky enough to have gone to some of his lectures, and they were all amazing. (never heard him talk of roulette though!)

dyksexlik this  is getting boreing now your silly little  games and riddles why dont you just put up or shut up so what  you went to oxford and have a brain we are not intrested in your education and you posh words .. stop your games and get on with the job are you going to tell us all how it works if not then whats  the point in this all .... its going nowhere like the other posts i surgest this game is over and we all move on ....

FOR GOODNESS' SAKE -- KILL THE THREAD AND SET UP AN INVITATION ONLY GROUP.

DO IT NOW.

This thread has become totally unworkable because of the vast majority of irrelevant, childish and immature responses.

Enough...

Quote from: dyksexlic on May 09, 2009, 09:20:55 PM

SHUT AND SIT YOUR HAPPY A$$ DOWN..

Welcome to Dyksexlic's 100% Winning Roulette Demonstration..   (please open your closed 'loser' minds...  just a little!)

If you can't understand this simple roulette experiment, then please STOP playing roulette ..  You're just plain STUCK on stupid !

               

RNG Roulette Vs. Word Roulette

RNG Roulette as we all KNOW consists of 37 SEPERATE numbers. However, as I previously explained, the numbers are really just 'PLACE' holders,
and could easily be replaced with ANY other 37 'PLACE' holders (e.g 37 colours, 37 animals, 37 pictures of 'Forum Haters' etc.)

The game of RNG Roulette (contrary to 'EXPERT' oppinion) is based on unchangeable MATHEMATICAL principles and NOT random numbers.
For today's experiment I have REMOVED  the numbers from the roulette wheel / table , and replaced them with '37  RANDOM ENGLISH WORDS'.

This in NO WAY changes the 'RULES' of the game of roulette in the slightest.

GET IT ?

GOT IT ?

GOOD !

The English language consists of over 500,000 words. This number is growing daily as new words continue to be added.

To form a 38 word sentence in ENGLISH requires that you follow 'SPECIFIC' grammar rules !!!
To form a 38 spin repeating cycle using the 'PIGEONHOLE' principle in roulette requires that you follow 'SPECIFIC' betting rules !!

Am I Going Too Quickly For You?

In the game of roulette, certain 'numbers' BELONG to certain sub sets (e.g RED/BLACK/HIGH/LOW/ODD/EVEN etc).
In the English language, certain 'words' BELONG to certain sub sets (e.g NOUNS/VERBS/ADJECTIVES/ADVERBS/CONJUNCTIONS etc).

Yeh, I KNOW - You knew that 'ALREADY' right ? Silly Me.

In RNG roulette, in any group of 37 seperate 'NUMBERS' the CHANCES of anyone being able to form a coherent 38 spin cycle in a 
'PIGEONHOLE' principally 'CORRECT' manner would be staggeringly HIGH, or (if you are a member of this forum, Hmm...'IMPOSSIBLE'!)

Likewise, In WORD roulette, in any group of 37 seperate WORDS, the 'CHANCES' of someone being able to form a coherent passage
using ALL 37 WORDS in an 'ENGLISH' grammatically 'CORRECT' manner would also be staggeringly HIGH ,
(funny then how members of this forum STILL manage to talk sh*t ! - Hmm...'POSSIBLE'!)

Still with me ?

:scratch_ones_head:

Time For A CHALLENGE !!!!

Now, using just one set of 37 RANDOM WORDS would be difficult enough, but supposing we added a 'CONTINUAL' SECOND data stream of random words (composed of the 37 original word 'VOCABULARY' data set) and fed them into a roulette table composed of the FIRST set (to act as our roulette 'SPIN' event) !

Would it be possible for any roulette 'System' to be able to take the SECOND data stream of words and accurately PREDICT the correct relevance of each of the 37 place holders (roulette table bets) BEFORE 1 of the words REPEATS ? - thus ORDERING them into a COHERENT English Sentence that used the 37 WORDS in the CORRECT order.

Now the 'CHANCES' of being able to do this are so high, that no computer in the world could POSSIBLY calculate the odds. If I used a machine to create the second data stream of roulette 'SPIN' words, I could be accused by 'EXPERTS' of cheating. So I thought of a better solution. Supposing I took words (which could be found on the original 37 word roulette (table') from forum posts (in the order they were posted) to act as 'RANDOM' spin events ?

Could anyone then accuse me of cheating ? I didn't choose the 'spin' words myself, did I ?

YOU DID !!!!!

STEP 1.

I chose the First Set (37 words). I selected the following passage:

Lyrics Taken from "A Spoonful Of Sugar" from the Disney movie - "Mary Poppins" -------> Hey, that sounds familiar..


"RIGHT CHILDREN, LETS PLAY A GAME.."
- "THIS IS 'FUN' ISN'T IT Mary Poppins ?"
"WELL, THAT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.."
"YOU SEE, IN EVERY JOB THAT MUST BE DONE, THERE IS AN ELEMENT OF FUN.."

BTW- THere are EXACTLY 37 words in the above passage !----------------------> Well that's LUCKY isn't it ?


STEP 2.

I arranged the 37 WORDS on my 'roulette' table / 'roulette' wheel. The ordering on the carpet was unimportant as the WORDS are unrelated, however as number roulette uses a CHRONOLOGICAL ASCENDING number pattern, I used an ALPHABETICAL ASCENDING word pattern.


STEP 3.

I fed words that matched those in the 37 word set into my 100% Winning roulette system from the posts in the thread on the forum. My system created the 38 spin cycle and calculated the 'bet' amounts.


STEP 4.

I converted the 'bet' amounts to a relevance percentage for the 37 words, and ran the 100% guaranteed roulette algorithm searching for a correlation.


STEP 5.

When the system returned a REPEATER word via the 'PIGEONHOLE' principle, I translated the completed cycle into a sentence, using Babs posts as seed 'EVENTS'..

The completed 37 WORD TRANSLATION WAS THIS : -

ALL THIS FUN GAME DEPENDS ON IS A VIEW. I SEE YOUR POINT THERE !  ISN'T IT THAT CHILDREN MUST BE IN PLAY, Mary Poppins ? AN ELEMENT OF EVERY JOB IS FUN, RIGHT ?  WELL DONE, YOU !!! LET'S START..

BTW - MY ANSWER USED ALL THE EXACT SAME 37 WORDS and correctly mapped them in a grammatically correct sentence. Iit is also a PERFECT answer to Babs post.. (BOTH LOGICALLY AND GRAMMATICALLY).

GO AHEAD CHECK FOR YOURSELF  !!!!!!!

:yahoo:

BUT, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE !!!!!!!!

The odds of this happening by 'CHANCE' are astronomical..

  :yahoo:

A CHALLENGE FOR THE HATERS...

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT I AM LYING, I DARE YOU TO TRY AND REPLICATE THIS EXPERIMENT, GENIUS !

TRY TO MAP A 37 WORD PASSAGE CORRECTLY TO ANOTHER 37 WORD PASSAGE IN A GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT WAY..

MAKE SURE YOUR 37 WORD PASSAGE CORRECTLY ANSWERS A LIVE FORUM POST, BABS !!!!!!!!!

SHOULD BE EASY FOR ALL YOU 'EXPERTS' RIGHT ?

WELL COME ON THEN 'RANDOMNESS EXPERTS', IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT...

NOW ITS TIME FOR YOU TO 'PUT UP OR SHUT UP'  !!!!!!!!

:yahoo:

Oh, BTW,

I had a PERFECT roulette system -----------------------> Mary Poppins is (Practically PERFECT in every way !)
I refer to believers as 'CHILDREN'------------------------> Mary Poppins (a nanny) looks after two CHILDREN
My teaching style has been called unconventional--------> Mary Poppins uses MANY unconventional magic 'methods'
The secret of my System is a mystery-------------------> Mary Poppins secrets remain a mystery.
My System appears to do the IMPOSSIBLE---------------> Mary Poppins does several IMPOSSIBLE stunts
I have INSPIRED MANY forum members-------------------> Mary Poppins INSPIRES the children in her care
         

         Nah, Its ALL just a coincidence !!!     ;D ;D ;D
       

Check Babs Original Post People...
Are you being deliberately thick ? Look here Mary Poppins...      :girl_wacko:

ALL THIS FUN GAME DEPENDS ON IS A VIEW. I SEE YOUR POINT THERE !  ISN'T IT THAT CHILDREN MUST BE IN PLAY, Mary Poppins ? AN ELEMENT OF EVERY JOB IS FUN, RIGHT ?  WELL DONE, YOU !!! LET'S START..


:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:


This will ALL make sense when you see the thread of my Roulette System Demo, Babs !!

Enjoy

I  dont realy  know  what   s   going  on  but  I start  like it  page win3mil com  this  man have   perfect  sense  humor  I  simply  like him on top  inside  that  pages is lots  of  true  about roulette  game  which  has  to  wrote  just very  experinced  person  copy  posted   from  3milcom//////////                  :sarcastic:THAT FORUM MEMBERS ARE TRULY STUPID AND UNFORTUNATELY... VUNERABLE.

WITH ALL THE "CLUES" OPEN LIKE A BOOK, ONLY ONE MEMBER, "SPIKE" HAS SPOTTED "DYKSEXLIC" IS A GIRL!.

A VERY FRUSTRATED "LESBIAN" IS NOW LEADING THE TRUE IDIOTS ON A "MARY POPPINS" DANCE OF ALL TIME.

WE DID WARN THEM !
SHE IS DANGEROUS !
THEY TOOK NO NOTICE !
THEY DESERVE HER !

THEY HAVE NOT ONLY FAILED TO "CLEAN" OUT THE PROVEN LIARS AND CHEATS...BUT EMBRACE THEM EVEN MORE ! WHAT A LOAD OF "WEAK" MINDED ODD BALLS THEY ARE !

NEVERTHELESS....BEFORE I WITHDRAW ALL HELP TO THESE IDIOTS, I WILL GIVE THEM ONE LAST... ADVICE.

OUR RESEARCH LEADS US TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR NEW LEADER "DYKSEXLIC"   MAY HAVE INTENTIONS TO GIVE YOU ALL A LARGE DOSE OF "SWINE FLUE".?....A VIRUS....YES!

CAN'T BE DONE....WILL BE THE CHORUS....OH YES IT CAN !!!

TRUSTING THAT WITH THIS WARNING ...IT WILL NOT HAPPEN

IN THAT CASE I WILL OF COURSE...(NOT HELPED YOU)? AS YOU WILL INTERPRET, BUT I WILL THEN BE THE TARGET OF MORE INSULTS....  SO BE IT.   I HAVE DONE ALL I CAN DO. :sarcastic:  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ everyone

Quote from: dyksexlic on May 10, 2009, 10:02:57 AM
@ everyone

My, aren't you the clever ones !!!

Wonder how THAT could have happened ?

Maybe Dyksexlic's roulette 'system' doesn't work after all ?

Amazing !

Who could have ever PREDICTed that !   (?)

But, if I didn't KNOW better, I'd swear someone was STILL playing GAMES with me...

You're right. You're right. You're bloody well right !

Thank you for pointing my a$$umptions out..

Thanks for the HELP guys..

How could I ever have been so stupid not to have spotted that ?

Silly ME ! Silly, silly, silly..

I guess roulette really is IMPOSSIBLE after all !

There's no such thing as a 100% guaranteed roulette system.

Roulette is a RANDOM game...   FACT !

IMPOSSIBLE to beat..

Everyone KNOWS that, right ?

I'm sorry for wasting your time.

Back to my MARTINGALE progression.

GAME OVER..

That's All Folks !

However, there are just TWO things that STILL puzzle me...

TWO little riddles that I just can't shake...

Maybe one of you roulette EXPERTS can help me....

As I'm so DUMB and you're so SMART...

Please tell Dyksexlic why it is that..



THIS SENTENCE CONTAINS THIRTY-SIX LETTERS.
                 

and,

THIS SENTENCE CONTAINS THIRTY-EIGHT LETTERS.

:scratch_ones_head: :scratch_ones_head: :scratch_ones_head:


36 and 38 ?  Now, Where have I heard those NUMBERS before ?

IMPOSSIBLE ?

I'm sure number 'EXPERTS' like YOU can figure it out !!!!!!    ;D ;D ;D

'Pigeonhole' Principle of '37' numbers... Ha ! What a load of RUBBISH !     :haha:

Glad We All Finally Solved That MYSTERY !



Best Regards,

Dyksexlic

That's a clever evaluation, but you still haven't told us how you apply the pigeonhole theory to roulette to make a winning system.