Two guys walk in a Supermarket and accidentally bump into each other.
The one guy says:"Sorry mate! I wasn't looking where I was going ...... looking for my wife you know."
The second guy says: "No problem my man ... I'm looking for my wife as well! Maybe we can help each other! What does your wife look like?"
The first guy: "Well my wife has long shiny black hair, long beautiful shapely legs with lovely firm butt and a slim middle with big but firm tits. What does your wife look like"
Second guy: ".......Fuck that let's look for your wife...."