Well, I knew my ship would come in and here it is.  Found this in my email today.

Attn:Friend 
             
your name appears in my file two days ago  . Through F M F office That you are
among people approved to be paid half payment of $8million dollars. Signed by
the Vice President of Federal Republic of Nigeria, On behalf of Mr.President.  I
need your above information, to confirm with the one we have already here in our
file, if you are the rightful owner to be paid.

Mr Frank  Peter
Special Adviser to Mr. President
(Federal Republic of Nigeria)


As soon as I get my money, I will be touring the world.  I hope to come to each and every one of your countries and buy you dinner! 

Sam

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