Rabbi Joke :-)

[EddessaKnight]

Rabbi joke 


A suburban Jewish congregation honors its Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid. 

When he walks into his hotel room, he finds a beautiful nude woman in the bed.
She greets the Rabbi with, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the President of the Temple arranged for you."
The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the Temple and shouts, "Greenblatt, what were you thinking? Where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our religious community! I am very angry with you and you have not heard the end of this."


Hearing this, the naked woman gets up and starts to get dressed.
The Rabbi turns to her and asks, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."

[VLSroulette]

hahaha, good one rob. 

"Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."

Sure, they still need to pray!

[EddessaKnight]

Rabbi Joke 11 

"This is a story about a popular, young Rabbi who, on Sabbath Eve, announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Sol Epstein, who owns a couple of Toyota and Lexus dealerships in the city stands up and proclaims: "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Lexus every
year and his wife with a Toyota Sienna to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.

Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says: If the Rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!!"

More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, If the Rabbi stays, I will give him sex!"

There is total silence. The Rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's 90-year-old husband Jacob is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side while his wife replies:

"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,
"Phuck the Rabbi!'"

[EddessaKnight]

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