Since roulette can't be beaten................

[bombus]

G'day,


I don't know about the Richter scale,
but on the Glenn scale it's usually intercourse,
followed by killing whatever the animal is.

Glenn.

So Glenn, we havin' another BBQ at your place are we? 

[MiniBaccarat]

G'day Bombus,

I don't always eat them afterwards, ie: canetoads when visiting far North Queensland!

Yes Robeenhutt, mouthwash and a shower when I'm finished.

Glenn.

[Carpanta]

No dessert before mouthwash?

[MiniBaccarat]

G'day Carpanta,

Sometimes I might have some apple pie,
just to clean out the pipes,
I give it a big squirt of the white stuff,
cream it in the centre!

Glenn.

[Robeenhuut]

G'day Carpanta,

Sometimes I might have some apple pie,
just to clean out the pipes,
I give it a big squirt of the white stuff,
cream it in the centre!

Glenn.

G'day Glenn

This is almost as much fun as  "crackers vs cheese" 

Matthew

[MiniBaccarat]

G'day Robeenhutt,

I could have some crackers and cheese
with a little whine (white wine)
for supper, when I've refilled!

Glenn.

[Nathan Detroit]

After 69  comes  71.

N.D.

[ReDsQuaD]

If there are wheels with a "tilt"  then you might find them in Lower Slobbovania where casinos  are still  being operated by trolls.

Give `em my best regards when you get there.


N.D.

If you knew what you was talking about, you would realise almost all wheels have a tilt. It is quite rare to encounter a perfectly level wheel.

[ReDsQuaD]

Wow, there's still wheel bias hold outs. Snowman would love that. "Never say die."

The laws of physics having been perfected years ago by real experts determined that the
very best known opportunities of wheel bias produces a 6 in 100 advantage. That means
that if these excellent conditions where to be present then that would improve the chances
of a sleeping dozen in at least 10 of my tracked groupings of dozens. So from the randomness side of the forum, I love it too.

Dopey. Wheel bias does not integrate with outside bets. With such a ridiculous statement, it clearly tells me you don't even know the meaning of Wheel bias. Some people just don't have a clue. I look at the wheel, not the table unlike most people on this forum.

[ReDsQuaD]

If its a biased wheel, the results are not random. But thats
a very rare case these days. To say nothing in roulette is
random is patently ridiculous. Only someone with no knowledge
of random at all would make such a foolish statement.

Wheel bias is not rare.... Its just that most casinos now have the software to detect it. So by the time its been found, the wheel would off been recalibrated.

Lol you are correct, i don't have any knowledge in random, and do you know why ? Because roulette is not random 

[crackers]

Dopey. Wheel bias does not integrate with outside bets. With such a ridiculous statement, it clearly tells me you don't even know the meaning of Wheel bias. Some people just don't have a clue. I look at the wheel, not the table unlike most people on this forum.

You are the dope. Ten of my dozens are based on the wheel layout and not the
table layout. You are a classic idiot. You don't know shit so put a cork in it. And
this too fool. You don't know about the natural temporary randomness that acts
like wheel bias. So that makes you a dope to your own expertise two times
over. Get out of my face stupid.

[pins]

dont worry. be happy. winners are grinners.

[crackers]

YES get out of his stupid face.

Great, we have another comment from the proxied pissant.

[ReDsQuaD]

You are the dope. Ten of my dozens are based on the wheel layout and not the
table layout. You are a classic idiot. You don't know shit so put a cork in it. And
this too fool. You don't know about the natural temporary randomness that acts
like wheel bias. So that makes you a dope to your own expertise two times
over. Get out of my face stupid.

Well not really. Again how can i put it, roulette is not random. My head hurts.

[crackers]

ND was right. This is pointless.

[crackers]

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