What happens when leopard eats elephant?

[Toothpaste]

[MattyMattz]

LMAO!!!

[jhincks]

HANG ON A MINUTE THATS MY MOTHER HOW DID YOU GET THIS PHOTO INFACT I REMEMBER SHE SAID SHE'S GOT A NEW FELLA AND HIS NAME WAS TOOTHPASTE.


VERY FUNNY MATE ALMOST WET MYSELF.

[Toothpaste]

She is a real hottie, isn't she?

[jhincks]

HOW MUCH WOULD YOU HAVE TO BE PAID TO GIVE HER ONE?

INFACT HOW MANY BEERS + HOW MUCH MONEY TO GIVE HER ONE?

[xman1970]

And after 2 years in the gym the results were un fookin believable... 

[jhincks]

IN THAT CASE THE TABLES HAVE TURNED HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY TO GIVE HER ONE?

AND WOULD IT PUT YOU OFF KNOWING SHE USED TO HAVE A RAT THE SIZE OF A DONKEY?



NICE ONE DUDE KEEP UP THE HUMOR

[xman1970]

It's Liz Hurley Man 

IF I have to have sex with the Ex so be it.....

[jhincks]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SHALLOW HAL, LIZ HURLEY IS WHO HE WOULD THINK HE'S WITH BUT REALLY IT WOULD BE MANDY DINGLE.

ONE MORE QUESTION, WOULD YOU EAT MANDY DINGLE OUT FOR 3 HOURS TO GET A GO ON

LIZ HURLEY?                                                                                                    

[xman1970]

Shallow Hal is a class example.....

Ironically I HAD just eaten Many dingle for 3 hours before getting it on with Liz......


Just like roulette history repeats itself..... 

So Yes I have & would again....

Honest....

[xman1970]

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