Funny

[Mr J]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks
into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Holiness'"

Since the lone woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the men give
her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24"
waist and 34" hips.  When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."