Wedding Ring

[Mr J]

A man went to the hospital to have
his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's
girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know
he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

OR...

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.


Tough call. You decide.

[bombus]

Hmmm.

Very tough call.

Right now, I'm just pleased that most people I meet always tell me I have the biggest hands they've ever seen......lol.

[Lanky]

Hhahhahaha Lmao @ Mr J & Bombus.

Lanky.

[xman1970]

Right now, I'm just pleased that most people I meet always tell me I have the biggest hands they've ever seen......lol.

You need to STOP going to those dwarf conventions !!!!

Only joking Bombus my mate 

[bombus]

Only joking Bombus my mate  

Me too................ HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Lanky]

Hhahahahhah Lmao @ Bombus.

That was a good one Mate.

Lanky.

[xman1970]

I take it all back Bombus, those are indeed BIG hands 

Especially compared to mine....

[bombus]

Yes, xman, but you have far better dress sense.....what's with the cumberbun? hahaha!

[xman1970]

Yes, xman, but you have far better dress sense.....what's with the cumberbun? hahaha!

I always find it helps to look smart when going to court..... 

[abbaby84]

nice joke, true said

x man is also too gud, very nice pic posted here

[abbaby84]

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