Some from Jakkalsdraai

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What is black and stuck to the ceiling?


a bad electrician!

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  The farm labourer fell down a 80m well. The farmer ran to the well and shouted doen to the farm worker.

"Hey Joe, are you alright? Did you break anything"

Joe replied:

"No boss, I only fell here about 30 seconds ago!"

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A little boy runs to his mother and shouts hysterically.

"Momma, momma, a man from the cliff!"

His mother asked him:

"What did your father say?"

The boy said:

"aaaaaahahhhhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Why do dumb blondes wash their hair in the kitchen zink?

Because that's where all vegetables get' washed!

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