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Friendship

Started by Mr J, January 17, 2011, 09:51:28 PM

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Mr J

Friendship ~ None of that Sissy Shit

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces on this ~just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad ~I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue ~ I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile ~ I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared ~ I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

5. When you are worried ~ I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused ~ I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick ~stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall ~ I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath .. . . I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ~ Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends. NO, not to me.  I already know you are my FRIEND.

Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.







Nathan Detroit

There dwelt a miller, hale and bold,
Beside the River Dee;
He worked and sang from morn till night,
No lark more blithe than he;
And this the burden of his song
Forever used to be:
"I envy nobody - no, not I -
And nobody envies me!"
"Thou'rt wrong, my friend," said good King Hal,
"As wrong as wrong can be;
For could my heart be light as thine,
I'd gladly change with thee.
And tell me now, what makes thee sing,
With voice so loud and free,
While I am sad, though I am king,
Beside the river Dee?"
The miller smiled and doffed his cap,
"I earn my bread," quoth he;
"I love my wife, I love my friend,
I love my children three;
I owe no penny I can not pay,
I thank the river Dee,
That turns the mill that grinds the corn
That feeds my babes and me."
"Good friend," said Hal, and sighed the while,
"Farewell, and happy be;
But say no more, if thou'dst be true,
That no one envies thee;
Thy mealy cap is worth my crown,
Thy mill my kingdom's fee;
Such men as thou are England's boast,
O miller of the Dee!
This version was written by Charles Mackay.[2]


col1879

It was on a dark and stormy night,
and the rain came down in torrents,
The Captain said 'Come on ma lads, and I'll tell you a tale'
Thus the Tale began.........

It was on a dark and stormy night,
and the rain came down in torrents,
The Captain said 'Come on ma lads, and I'll tell you a tale'
Thus the tale began........

It was on a dark and stormy night,
and the rain came down in torrents,
The Captain said 'Come on ma lads, and I'll tell you a tale'
Thus the tale began.......

col1879

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