In the library

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Miss Jones walked into the library, approached the librarian and said, "I'LL HAVE A CUP OF TEA, AND TWO SCONES WITH JAM AND CREAM, PLEASE."

The librarian leaned forward and said, "Miss, this is a library."

To which Miss Jones replied, "I'll have a cup of tea, and two scones with jam and cream, please."