Funny Joke

[Mr J]

*The Male Cycle *

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big
tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all

the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.


When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything.

Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with
some excitement.


When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as
happy. She was
great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground, so I married her.

She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

[Mr J]

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