They Walk Among Us!

[Mr J]

They Walk  Among Us!
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it  saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone  looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

They Walk Among Us!
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I stopped at McDonalds and ordered some fries.
The girl behind the counter said would you like some fries with that?

They Walk Among Us!
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They Walk Among Us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
estate agent which direction was north because
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'

They Walk Among  Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach. She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.

They Walk Among  Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

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I was going out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss. The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your  plane arrived yet?'


They Walk Among  Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm  hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among  Us!

[Steve]

Stupid people really do get on my nerves. Specifically I mean the ones who dont THINK.

[Steve]

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