egg timer

[durango]

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in

and asks "What's for breakfast?"



She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very

Moment".



He, thinking it's his lucky day, stands her over the kitchen table and

they make love.



Afterwards he says, "What was that all about?"



She says "The egg timer's broken!"