bread roll

[durango]

A man went into a urologist and told him he was having a problem, he was
unable to get his p*n*s erect.

The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base
of
his p*n*s were damaged from a previous viral infection and that there was
nothing he could actually do for him.

However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he is
willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle
tissues from an elephant's trunk into his p*n*s.

The man thought about it a while. The thought of going through life
without
ever experiencing sex again was just too much for him to bear. So, with
the
assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided
to
go for it.

A few weeks after the operation he was given the green light to go and try
out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic
evening
with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town.

In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that
continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure
he unzipped his fly and his p*n*s sprang out, slid across the top of the
table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his trousers.

His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her facesaid, 'That was incredible! Can you do it again?'

With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I'm not sure if
another bread roll will fit up my a**e.

[durango]

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