the octopus

[durango]

An octopus walks into a bar and says,

'I can play ANY musical instrument you like'.

Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix.
Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton .
Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says,

'What's wrong - can ye no play it?'.

The octopus says

'Play it ? -I'm gonna f**k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!'

[durango]

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