Fly

[Mr J]

 




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'Hunting Flies', he responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'  she asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 females,' he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded: "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".