Frank Feldman

[Lohnro]

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into
the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank .'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: ' Frank Feldman . He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to
Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman . He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the
Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera
baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play
the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.'

Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered
everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which
fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I can't change a
fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman , he could do
everything right'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic
jams Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank , he never
made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel
good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his
clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the
perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank 
Feldman .'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank , he died.. I married his f.......g
widow.'

[VLSroulette]

ahahahahha wifey talks about the ex, classy

Good one Lohnro 

[Lanky]

hahhahahhahah Lmao @ Lohnro.

Yes and I married Her Relative Cobber.

OnYa Mate.

Lanky.

[Shorty]

Brilliant.

[Davey-Jones]

hahahaha!!!!

That's a good one!

[Jakkalsdraai]

hahahhahaha!! ditto! I like!

jakk

[wiggy]

A brilliant one... full points from me