Divorce vs Murder

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Divorce vs. Murder

     A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
          walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his
      eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'
     The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

    The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

       The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'I can't give you
          cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the
      law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All
          kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You
     CANNOT have any cyanide!'

       The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
          husband at a fancy restaurant, having dinner with
       the pharmacist's wife.

     The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's
          different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'

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