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Bomba

Started by bombus, April 28, 2009, 10:56:32 AM

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Two missionary priests are traveling around the African villages converting the natives to Christianity. One very powerful chief takes exception to the priests' activities, so he orders some of his warriors to go catch the priests and bring them to the village.

They catch the priests and upon bringing back, the chief orders them tied to two stakes in the middle of the village. He angrily explains to the priests that it is forbidden to preach of this God to his people, and so they must be punished.

He turns to the first priest and says, "You can choose your punishment. You can have death, or bomba!"

The priest looks around, shrugs, and then says to the chief, "I will take bomba."

The chief nods to the priest, raises his arm and yells... Bomba!

Next thing, 50 or so warriors jump out of know where, tear the priest from the stake, and commence beating him with clubs. They then proceed to inflict rape upon him, after a while they beat him some more with their clubs until he is lying in the dirt broken up and barely conscious.

The chief then turns to the second priest and says, "Now you can choose your punishment. You can have death, or bomba!"

The second priest looks down at his beaten companion, realizes he could not possibly go through that, and defiantly says to the chief, "I will take death."


The chief nods to the priest, raises his arm and yells... Death... by Bomba!




Shorty

Bahahah, that is awesome.

Shorty

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