Nine things women say

[Mr J]

Nine things women say...

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[admin]

Kenneth, this is one enlightening post.

[Mr J]

lol, I have been VERY busy as of late. Have not even been to the casino in almost a month!!  [smiley=undecided.gif]  Ken

[Lanky]

Ken

Mate That just goes to show you Married or know a Relative of my Wife's.

Man That was funny.

I only had to read the dominating word /words to her & she knew the rest by Heart.

Talk about Universal Language .....They (woman) all know it Mate.

Great work Cobber You brought some really good laughter into Our day Mate.

GOD Bless You mate.

Lanky

[Lanky]

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