Best line..

[Steve]

A wonderful thing happened on the weekend I should share.. I was at peninsula hot springs in the cave part (nolinks://nolinks.peninsulahotsprings.com), soaking peacefully alone with my wife. Then what must have been the world champion bikini team all came in at once. 11 incredibly 'attractive' girls, each about 25 years old. I was the only guy there. Marvelous times.

What would have been the best line? (vote in poll)

What line would you like to have said?

[bombus]

Hi Steve,

Picture of the hot springs sucks!

Where's the picture of the world champ bikini team?... you  blew it!



I'm not sure what line I would have used, but I would have been polite and introduced my sister for sure.

[Steve]

It is not my photo. You arent allowed to have cameras or even phones, probably because of people like me

Introducing your sister = black eye. There is no easy choice.

[Robeenhuut]

My teddy bear drowned. Would you like 2 sleep with me?

[Steve]

I always liked "nice shoes, how about a ****?"

[Robeenhuut]

I always liked "nice shoes, how about a ****?"

Old classic and works like a charm.

"Lets have a breakfast in the morning.  "?"   
How would you like your eggs?  Poached, scrambled or fertilized?

[Proofreaders2K]

It's funny the attractive girls come around frequently when you're in a relationship 

Best line: "I'm Brad Pitt"

[Loek2000]

Hi my name is Steve. I am a sex instructor. First lessons free... 

[ADulay]

Guys,

  I head out to Sturgis, SD every year for my annual "major party" with old and new friends.

  Last year I ran into these two street waifs who obviously were wearing tattered clothing and had been eating a whole lot less than I was for quite some time.

  I offered to have them tag along with us on our continuing motorcycle trip to Las Vegas, Los Angeles and a few other choice spots in the west but they turned me down as they said their homes and hearts were in the Dakotas.

  I made a small donation to their church (Street Waifs of Sturgis) and went back to my old ways of partying and looking for the next casino down the road in Deadwood.

  AD (hey, I tried)

[analistika74]

Hmm i don't know about the best line but i sure know a line that works .

Introduce yourself , make stupid talk for a few mins then say "Ya , I have a Ferrari" , works everytime .

P.S. Don't say that it's rented 

However with the wife there .... I'd just pray to be temporarily blinded .

[analistika74]

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